Dreamlike Pastel Cartoon Illustration Rewrite

Preserve the facial features of the uploaded photograph entirely without enhancement or beautification. Create a whimsical, surreal hand-drawn cartoon interpretation. Employ a restrained, dusty pastel palette featuring muted purples, aquas, oil yellows, and warm cream tones. Construct the artwork with gentle colored pencil linework, showcasing rounded yet exaggerated proportions, vertically stretched visages, and sorrowful, expressive eyes. Incorporate bizarre, playful organic forms, delicate shading techniques, and painterly gouache gradients. Render the entire piece upon visible matte paper texture complete with subtle grainy artifacts and tiny airborne particles, complemented by botanical doodles. Arrange the layout as a focused poster format utilizing clean negative space against a minimalistic backdrop. Evoke a charming, bizarre, and somber dream atmosphere while strictly avoiding photographic realism, three-dimensional CGI rendering, stark black outlines, shiny surfaces, cluttered environments, and disorganized framing.